Engineer Jokes to Lighten the Mood
Consider telling one these jokes about engineers to lighten the mood!
Why did the engineer break up with their calculator? Because they felt they just didn’t add up anymore.
How do engineers party? They get wired up, but don’t expect much current conversation!
Why do engineers hate nature? It has too many variables.
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? To raise the standards of conversation.
What do engineers do when they’re bored? They take things apart… just to debug their lives.
Why don’t engineers tell jokes?
Because they’re worried they won’t get the reaction they calculated.
What’s an engineer’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal, of course.
Why did the engineer sleep under their desk?
They wanted to work on the problem overnight.
Why do engineers prefer elevators over stairs?
Because elevators are more up-lifting than exerting physical force!
How do engineers save the day at a party?
They calculate the exact degree of fun required to optimize good times.
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